Hey Shepherd University, go fuck yourself. I didn’t vandalize any of your shit. I barely even fucking stayed in my dorm. I haven’t been enrolled in Shepherd since fucking December. So fuck your $242.50 bill.
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everything-but-hipsters: heyfunniest: He was number one.
Hey, scum of the earth.. Stop trying to be my friend. You fucked that up worse than you’ve fucked up your life. Don’t blame it on the drugs because you’re always on them, bro.
I have like every song from one of the Vanna albums stuck in my head. At the same time. Ugggg. & its hot in here. :/
My babe took me clothes shopping yesterday. I got a ton of cute shit and we stayed at my aunt’s and made dinner for everyone. Then we went to my parents’ today and I finished my FAFSA stuff for school, and tomorrow we’re going to get my permit. Now he’s playing his new Armored Core 5 game, so he’ll be there all night. I love him so much, <3